US

They made a statue of usand put it on a mountaintop

Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum, take photographs of fun

have fun

they'll name a city after us

and later say it's all our fault

then they'll give us a talking to

then they'll give us a talking to

cause they've got years of experience

we're living in a den of thieves

rummaging for answers in the pages

we're living in a den of thieves

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

we wear our scarves just like a noose

but not cause we want eternal sleep

and though our parts are slightly used

new ones are slave labor you can keep

we're living in a den of thieves

rummaging for answers in the pages

we're living in a den of thieves

and it's contagious